Meet the Tribes
Welcome to the Whiffiest World on Earth — Home of the Flats!
You might not see them at first. They blend in with everyone else — doing normal things like shopping, eating beans, and pretending not to smell that suspicious pong drifting through the air. But make no mistake… the Flats are real.
Flats are families blessed (or cursed, depending on who you ask) with the gift of extraordinary gas. They fart with pride, power, and purpose — and every tribe has its own unique stink style.
The rest of the world? They’re the Non-Flats — ordinary humans who think a whoopee cushion is the height of comedy and believe “passing wind” should be done politely, if at all. Poor souls.
From underground boomers to perfumed pranksters, here’s your guide to the stinkiest societies ever to (barely) breathe the same air.
The Skunks – Proud, Loud & Bottom-Blazing
The ruling tribe of Stinkbomb — and the whiffiest of the lot!
They believe that a great fart is a gift to the world, best shared loudly and proudly.
💨 Motto: “Loud and Proud. Let It Rip!”
💨 Famously Funky Skunks: Charlie Chunk, Granny Blow-Off, and the unstoppable Poppie Chunk.
💨 Tribe Traits: Loyal, brave, big-hearted… and outrageously proud of a room-clearing blast.
The Badgers – Masters of the Underground Boom
Diggers by nature, stinkers by choice. These clever tunnel-dwellers can send a shockwave through the soil with just one trump.
💨 Motto: “Dig Deep. Fart Deeper.”
💨 Badger Icons: Mr. Gasbottom and Digby Trumpington — the original subterranean stinkers.
💨 Tribe Traits: Reliable, protective, and never afraid to get their pants dirty.
The Weasels – Sly, Sneaky & Slightly Whiffy
They slink, they scheme, and they always smell like they’re up to something. Not every Weasel is wicked — some are just sneakily sophisticated.
💨 Motto: “Smell First. Ask Later.”
💨 Weasel Whiffmasters: Beatrice Drumpf, Freddy Drumpf, and Mr. Chew (the one good egg).
💨 Tribe Traits: Clever, slippery, and always plotting something that probably smells suspicious.
The Polecats – Alluring but Deadly
Don’t be fooled by their glamour — these perfumed prowlers can unleash a pong so powerful, it’ll make your eyes water and your socks roll up.
💨 Motto: “If You’ve Got It, Fart It.”
💨 Polecat Pioneers: Madame Whiff and Amber Scentwell.
💨 Tribe Traits: Charming, confident, and catastrophically gassy.
🫧 The Non-Flats – Blissfully Unaware
Ordinary humans who don’t (yet) know the truth about the tribes living among them. Until, of course, they catch a whiff that changes everything…
💨 Motto: “What’s That Smell?”
💨 Tribe Traits: Innocent, curious, and often the first to blame the dog.
